Other: "So, do you think the economy will improve if the Jobs Bill passes?"
Me: "I don't know but I hope the economy recovers soon. I really need to buy some new pieces of corduroy."
Other: Look of extreme confusion.
Me: "I'm a member of the Corduroy Appreciation Club and everyone has already seen all of my corduroy clothing options. With the national event arriving, I need to wear as many pieces as I can find. Hey, do you want to come with me?"
Other: Look of extreme confusion. Future plans to gossip about this with fifty acquaintances about that odd Sarah and her little "quirks".
It sounds like much fun. I actually have some friends that would probably attend with me. If anything, it sounds like an unusual event.
I thought about buying corduroy for everyone in the family but I am too